IDIOT, n.

A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

The sea of idiots is vast indeed.

by Ambrose Bierce April 9, 2004

IdiotDelux

A screen name and kid who lives in Hollidaysburg PA, who got the nickname Idiotdelux after blowing part of his hair of in a campfire, ever since, he has been adding cronicles to his tales of idiocracy.

IdiotDelux just scotch-taped himself to a chair! Haha, what an idoit!

by Wes Weyant February 20, 2009

idioticious

An adjective, describing something stupid and illogical (or just something really, really dumb), but with the stress on speakers iritation. Related to and created from idiot, fergilicious and delicious.

"That theory is idioticious!"

"What an idiotcious comment!"

by pap9 April 3, 2009

Idiot Fatigue

The tired feeling you get from putting up with stupid people all day.

Man, I dealt with so much stupid crap today I'm exhausted, must be idiot fatigue.

by Unknown_Fury June 24, 2010

Idiot Lotto

The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.

Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.

by fobzwonkle May 5, 2010

idiot pass

Giving someone a pass when they f*ck up.

Normally I'd be pissed off that Jim forgot his keys and I waited outside forever, but I'm giving him an idiot pass since he was wasted.

by jeebus55 June 15, 2011

Idiotologist

A person who has completed the study of idiots. The requirement is a minimum of 30 years of dealing with idiots on a regular basis WITHOUT causing them any bodily harm thereby obtaining an honorary degree in idiotolgy.

Jeff received his honorary designation of Idiotologist after 46 years of the successful study of idiots.

by JCE025 June 20, 2011