Stinky iPod

Massaging the anus in a circular motion with the thumb, not unlike using an iPod touchpad/wheel.

"I thought he was shy until he gave me the ol stinky iPod. It was great."

by nothalo August 28, 2005

messy ipod

1)An ipod whose artists or songs are mispelt

2)Whose song titles also have the artist name on it

3)Whose genres are mixed up

4)Who have the same song or artist twice or more times

ETC.

Boy 1: dude...you have three "The Ramones" and 5 "50 cents" wtf
Boy 2: shut up, ill fix it later
Boy 1: this is an effing messy ipod

by iliii July 28, 2007

big red ipod

a large red butt plug

made famous by jeffrey star.

brandon:"ray do you have a big red ipod?"
ray: "no. but i have a little one."

lmao he had no idea what we were talking about.

by jeskillscupcakes October 16, 2008

soggy iPod

A game in which a group of men, each carrying an iPod (or similar portable music device), take turns to play some songs for the collective. By way of drawing lots, a player is chosen to go first. The iPod is played on shuffle for a certain number of songs (typically 5-10); if, during this miniature playlist, a song is deemed embarrassing by majority verdict, the rest of the group ejaculate over the owner of the iPod. If all the songs on the playlist are acceptable to the collective, this person is safe from this round, and lots are drawn to nominate the next player. The round is over following all players having ejaculated on the loser.

Following completion of this phase of the game, the last person to ejaculate must then play songs from their iPod.

Repeat ad nauseum.

I was round Dave's place last night playing soggy iPod, and my last song was Everybody's Changing by Keane. Does anyone know how to get cumstains out of denim?

by Antonio Gramsci June 8, 2011

fat ipod

when your ipod has gotten a lot of music downloaded to it. other terms include "whore ipod" or a case of "ipod obesity"

- hey man what are you doing??

:im dowloading all the beatles music onto my ipod! 255 songs!!!

- dang!! your going to have one fat ipod!

by dusek leptir August 10, 2009

Freshman Ipod

when freshman in schools are given laptops to use for educational purposes, but they load it with tons of downloaded music and walk around with headphones on and an open laptop to listen to the music rather than buying an ipod. originated in Glen A Wilson. by 4th period PE

Person 1: hey look at that freshman and his laptop
Person 2: shut up let him rock his freshman ipod

by the eye on facebook November 7, 2009

Morgan ipod

a ipod that you would think that has white music but really has ghetto black music.

*hey jenny can i c ur ipod
*sure
*what the hell eazy-e, dr.dre, N.W.A wow
*what?
* u got a morgan ipod

by gman1995 June 22, 2009