Iphone

single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.

While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.

Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?

Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???

by AI_Buni October 15, 2022

Iphone hairdryer

A iphone hairdryer is a type of nreed dog that sleeps with Humans

Look at that girl she is such a iphone hairdryer

by Jubjub644 October 16, 2022

iPhone

1. A brand of phone made by the Apple company, using the iOS software

2. Those things that cause all the trouble

1. Guy1: "Hey dude, have you gotten the new iPhone recently?"

Guy2: "No man, those things suck"

Guy1: "Never talk to me again you old Cinnabon glazed with moldy cottage cheese"

2. Grandma: "Its those pesky iPhones again, isn't it? They always ruin everything."

by AppleSaucce45 March 18, 2022

IPhone

A smartphone that sucks your dick for you.

Jimmy: Hey siri, suck my dick.
Siri: OK.

*sloppy toppy IPhone sounds*

by Big Bulge Imposter February 2, 2022

Apple iPhone 176200277

Apple iPhone 176200277

Apple iPhone 176200277 is not out yet

by [ Deleted User ] April 12, 2022

Iphone

The type of phone that will blow up if you put ios 14 on an older version.

My iphone six blew up my apartment after I updated it to ios 14.

by ﾌᐯꪀ𝗸𒊹 February 4, 2021

iPhone 666

What Satan's smartphone would be if it existed.

Can you just imagine what it would be like if there was such a thing as an iPhone 666? It would be wild and Satan would have to be quick to get it as many people will be offended by it and force Verizon to permanently ban it.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 17, 2021