can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022

I dont know, can you?

Teachers favorite quote

Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!

by INFP 4w5 sp/so 469 phlegmatic May 4, 2023

i can game all day

1) it means fuck all day; or,

2) generally do anything all day, which (when you generally do anything all day) usually means fuck all day.

common usage:

girl: "so wha u wanna do? i can game all day"
boy: "idk scout how bout we take em out..."
girl: "when and where but always ben"
boy: yup

by darkcloudhorizing June 5, 2013

can I get a piece

Question phrase requesting either an item, or a portion of an item. May also have sexual connotations.

1)"Yo man, can I get a piece a that donut?"
2)"Goddamn, can I get a piece of THAT."

by Irick April 26, 2004

《¤》I 《¤》Can《¤》Not《¤》Believe《¤》This《¤》Hot《¤》Shit《¤》

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《¤》I 《¤》Can《¤》Not《¤》Believe《¤》This《¤》Hot《¤》Shit《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee

a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.

can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????

by hackb October 29, 2024

If I can

The only thing you can do here is get someone else's kill murdered with you obstinacy.

Hym "Jordan I am going to make your daughters life a living hell. I swear to whatever concept of God you have in that defunct gomer brain of your I will make them choose between you daughter and the kid. If I can get within arms reach of a kids whatever you are trying to get me to do will fail. As long as killing the kids equates to sucess and IT WILL ALWAYS EQUATE TO SUCESS BECAUSE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024