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Humanism 

1.The doctrine that people's duty is to promote human welfare.
2.The doctrine emphasizing a person's capacity for self-realization through reason; rejects religion and the supernatural.
3.The cultural movement of the Renaissance; based on classical studies.
1.Susan Sackett, who worked with Roddenberry on Star Trek from 1974 until he died in 1991, spoke Saturday in Woodburn Hall about humanism in Star Trek.
2.Humanism rejects deference to supernatural beliefs in human affairs.
Humanism by zarquon909090 May 2, 2009
The smartest creature in the world that still acts like a dumb animal from time to time.
Apparently, human civilization prefers stupidity for a survival trait, and merely uses the geniuses as instruments for inching along human progress.
human by AYB June 23, 2003

humanity 

a stupid species goin in a downhill spiral back where they came from.
For example: On a package of peanuts
Warning: May contain nuts. (no really)
On a frozen dessert, Warning on bottom.
Warning: Do NOT turn upside down. (well kinda late dont you think)
These are just a few examples but proof enough that humanity is doomed.
humanity by InfernalKalamity April 19, 2006

human toilet 

Someone who cranes their head back like a baby, bird waiting to be fed, while one shits and pisses in their mouth.
I was at your moms house,and I used her like a human toilet
human toilet by Buddy Luv June 30, 2007
A spiritually insane, emotinally retarded, and megalomaniacal primate with an immense inferiority complex. It is ill-suited to survive in its environment, so instead of adapting as other species it changes the environment, for ill of everything including itself. It is a species that will surely go extinct in the next thousand years, a victim of its vaulting own success.
Don't blame us, we're only human.
human by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004

Human CentiPad 

The Human CentiPad is a fictional creation in the season premier of season 15 of South Park. It is a play on the creation of an evil German plastic surgeon and the movie The Human Centipede, in which three people are joined together A2M in order to make a creature with one gastral tract.

The Human CentiPad is the same as mentioned above, but has an iPhone attached to the fact and iPad attached to the rectum. Kyle Broflovski forms the infamous "middle piece." It has 3G capabilities and does not know how to read. It prefers cuttlefish and burritos as its main source of food.
Since Eric Cartman was f*cked by his mom in a Best Buy, Steve Jobs decided to give Eric the first ever Human CentiPad.