goat stew

Any messy or sticky situation in which one is involved that is keeping him or her from executing their normal duties

I was gonna hang with my homies but those two hoes had me all mixed up in some goat stew

by Chefbeezy March 12, 2015

Slap a goat

getting so mad that you are to the point of physically hurting a goat. So frustrated that you would hurt a living creature.

I'm so mad I could slap a goat. I'm so mad I would slap a goat.

by TheRealPandaSwag November 5, 2010

goat dad

It's a nickname from fans for Asgore the king of underground, one of characters of popular indie video game, Undertale. According to his father-figure (like his ex-wife, Toriel. Who has mother-figure)

"Goat dad is the best dad" - Goat family trash

by Minkun May 16, 2016

goat rodeo

A situation that order cannot be brought to any time.

Traffic in Denver, Colorado at 5:00 p.m. is a goat rodeo

by lewdogg May 1, 2003

goat dick

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.

Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.

by dfb299 January 20, 2013

Cunt Goat

Somebody that is so stupid or is very stuck up or just a irrelevnt vag. in a goat form

or just anything you want it to be!

YOUR SUCH A CUNT GOAT!
Dont be a cunt goat
STFU you cunt goat!

by Breeezyyyy July 5, 2011

Goat Snipe

To instant message or email someone with a clip of you making a goat noise

Bob: nnh
Alice: what?
Bob: I just goat sniped you.

by Snickers 343 January 12, 2011