goat's tongue 

A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.

Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?

Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.

Source: BMJ Journal

goat's tongue by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009

goat boy 

One of the best skits from the greatest comedian to have ever lived.

Goat boy is here to please you, tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed bag.

goat boy by EvilDave April 15, 2004

Goat Ass Nigga 

Someone who is a savage in life and approaches everything with reckless abandon

That dude did so much blow and smashed all that ass, he must be a Goat Ass Nigga

Goat Ass Nigga by Hella Goat June 22, 2017

Goat Slitting 

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.

I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.

Goat Slitting by DaftSailor August 28, 2017

goat karaoke

A new craze wherein folks bring their goats to a karaoke bar, get shit-faced and then reach a point where they are completely unselfconscious on the stage doing a duet with the goat.

Let’s go my fun loving little grass monkey, we got our goat karaoke tonight!

goat karaoke by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

Goat Rodeo 

A chaotic situation, often one that involves several people, each with a different agenda/vision/perception of what's going on; a situation that is very difficult, despite energy and efforts, to instill any sense or order into

"Management's nuts. By the time each of them has his say and policy gets to us, it's a goat rodeo."

"We had Ondine's fifth birthday party yesterday. What a goat rodeo!"

Goat Rodeo by Bilberry January 20, 2009

Goat Piece 

Another name for the greatest manga of all time (GOAT), One Piece. Anyone who reads this manga gets so many bitches, it's unbelievable.

John Smith: Ayo did you peep that new chapter of Goat Piece?
Cole: Nah, I still have to read it

Goat Piece by Bruhtonius May 14, 2021