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Guitar Hero

A game that for some odd reason people seem to find amazing.

It has no realistic approach to teaching people how to play a REAL guitar, it gives kids a false sense of being able to play an instrument, they go and start a crappy band, realize it is indeed crappy, they end up shooting up drugs, get HIV, and die...

All because some ridiculous game.
Person 1: DUDE! I just got the new Guitar Hero!

Me: Which version are they on?

Person 1: 5932!

Me: Oh...can you play the guitar yet?

Person 1: No. ;_;
by Da Milkman June 4, 2009
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guitarheroing

dude im busy, im currently guitarheroing.

what did yu do last night? I was guitarheroing on expert.

me and my friends had a guitarheroing compition. I beat them cus I can play on expert

whats up? nuthin im just guitarheroing
by Jessi­Cuh March 22, 2008
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guitarstudesque

(Noun) - A person who is among the greatest of guitarists, nearing the guitar skill of Jason Becker, Yngwie Malmsteen, and Jeff Loomis, inter alia.
"I am a guitarstudesque... the great of them all."
by tonytheshreddingtiger January 21, 2009
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Gritail

Pronounced (gree tail)

A detail that only a girl would ever remember. Generally this is something that a girl remembers when a male and female are in a relationship.
Boyfriend: Do you remember the first time we danced five years ago?

Girlfriend: Yes, you loved how my toenails matched my dress.

Boyfriend: *thinks to self: toenail color? What a gritail.*
by Chriswashere December 20, 2008
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Guitarscrollitis

The name for what happens after staring at the TV playing Guitar Hero, then looking at another object and seeing the illusion of things moving up and down.
"Dude after i played guitar hero i got Guitarscrollitis, it looked like my tv was flying up in the air!"
by Jayinasia January 1, 2009
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guitar hiking

hiking with an acoustic guitar or electric with pocket amp for natural acoustics
by imafish May 9, 2010
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Gitare

The gitare is a mythological creature known to local western Korean villagers to cause mischief during the night. He is known to resemble a small muscular man with extremely furry legs and big pointy teeth. Some say he is never to be trusted. If actually seen napping during the day one is instructed to capture it by whatever means necessary, and immediately see that he is returned to the nearest pineapple nest. Pineapples are known to cause the creature to go into a deep sleep. If approached by a gitare you must not do anything that he requests. Any statements made by any gitare should surely be doubted.
Get off that hammock and quit acting like a gitare!
by Jawatech July 18, 2010
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