A literal god. I have been blessed by the fact that I've been breathing the same air as that extremely beautiful goddess. She can step on me anytime and I will be thankful. Marry my friend who is hopelessly in love with you, ma'am.
my friend: gifted abby
me: omfg can you stop talking about our one and only saviour, or at least let me talk to her.
my friend: ...gifted abby
me: omfg can you stop talking about our one and only saviour, or at least let me talk to her.
my friend: ...gifted abby
by teehee senpai March 9, 2021
Get the Gifted Abbymug. Gift Catfishing is when someone tells you they are want to purchase something for you, but then they don’t.
Josh was gift catfishing yesterday when he said would get me that sweater, however, when I asked when it was shipping he said he changed his mind.
by Fisherwoman920 September 16, 2018
Get the Gift Catfishingmug. You told your friend you were going to give a gift of some kind to someone else and they beat you to it with the same gift with that mutual friend.
I thought there was honer among friends and love interests but that dude is GIFT BLOCKING me.
I thought there was honer among friends and love interests but that dude is GIFT BLOCKING me.
by Jubal-Subal February 17, 2024
Get the Gift Blockingmug. When you take a girl out on Tinder. Use over half of your Red Lobster Gift Card to take her all the way, but she requires a second date? Prolly not
Caleb, this bitch is trying to get an Ultimate feast on the 2nd date? The cheddar biscuit wasn't good enough for the 1st date or it would've been in a to go box. Red lobster gift card bitches be trippin
by CyclopsCookies March 13, 2024
Get the Red Lobster gift cardmug. A gift given by one mature myth to a semi less mature "boy" or stud. This gift may be given during the holidays or at any special occasion. This adult gift can be hand crafted made or strategically put together with a very specific reaction.
by browniz19 December 25, 2013
Get the adult giftmug. Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.
If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.
by QuacksO September 11, 2020
Get the conditioneral giftmug. This is when a child recieves a birthday card that contains a dollar bill for each year of his age. This would increase every year to follow.
"Grandma gave Andrew $12 dollar bills, one for every year of his age ! " Susie told her mother.
"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
by Satinruffles February 14, 2017
Get the Gradual Monetary Giftingmug.