A person who is so off putting due to the way he or she acts, and at the same time makes the most incredible mistakes. This type of person either denies his or her mistakes, or is proud of them.
by jesster79 February 11, 2005
Get the dumb fuckermug. When one male has sexual relations with twelve females simultaneously.
While laying on an assless table, (1)one female rides the male in such a position that (2)another can teabag said subjects testicles. The (3)female under the assless table will be tossing subjects salad. (4,5) Two females will be placed at the foot of the table sucking the subjects toes. (6) Another female will be preforming a mustache ride. With the subjects free hands, said subject will be preforming a modified vulcan on (7,8,9) three females. One will have the subjects thumb; another index and pointer; and last ring and pinky. The same will be preformed by the other hand. (10,11,12)
*Note Please see Vulcan, Mustache ride, Teabag, Tossing salad
While laying on an assless table, (1)one female rides the male in such a position that (2)another can teabag said subjects testicles. The (3)female under the assless table will be tossing subjects salad. (4,5) Two females will be placed at the foot of the table sucking the subjects toes. (6) Another female will be preforming a mustache ride. With the subjects free hands, said subject will be preforming a modified vulcan on (7,8,9) three females. One will have the subjects thumb; another index and pointer; and last ring and pinky. The same will be preformed by the other hand. (10,11,12)
*Note Please see Vulcan, Mustache ride, Teabag, Tossing salad
I just had myself a fucker's dozen with the entire New England Patriots Cheerleading squad last night!!
by MtD "making the dozen" May 21, 2006
Get the fucker's dozenmug. by jeff July 18, 2003
Get the horse fuckermug. by Uncle Fucker January 1, 2004
Get the uncle fuckermug. A slur referring to Canadians. It finds its origin in the common practice of the same name in northern Canada. Canadians living by themselves in cabins in the frozen north often grow very lonely during the long winter months. These Canadians then spread their food scraps outside of their cabin. Moose (and other animals) are attracted by the smell of this food, and the Kanuk then proceeds to mount said Moose, often pleasuring himself hundreds of times with the same moose until springtime!
American: Man, Keith is such a moose fucker! I know cabin fever can get bad, but why doesn't he just polish off some alcohol instead?
Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!
Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!
by John Christian December 26, 2008
Get the Moose Fuckermug. Relating to extremes of money. Refers to both a) the few dollars left in your checking account after you've been spending large amounts of money in an irresponsible manner, and b) lots of cash.
a) After balancing her checkbook, Heather was heard to exclaim, "I'm into the fucker bucks now!" b) I just got my bonus check so I'm loaded in fucker bucks.
by Sue C. April 23, 2006
Get the fucker bucksmug. Jill: i was doing james the other day and he wouldnt take off his jeans
Sara: wow, what a jeans fucker
Sara: wow, what a jeans fucker
by Adassica November 6, 2009
Get the Jeans Fuckermug.