floop

Any food that is jellylike and needs to be released from its confinement in a can. Called so because of the sound the food makes when being poured from the can. Pronounced with a long "oo" as in "moot".

During Thanksgiving we have turkey with lots of cranberry floop.

by pentozali June 28, 2007

Foop

to fake poop, usually while at work or during class, with the goal of taking an unearned break or to send a text/make a phonecall/check your social networking site

Wife: I didn't expect you to call me, I thought you were at work?
Husband: Yeah, I'm fooping right now.

by byaaaaaaaa November 22, 2011

Fooping

V. "Facebook" posting to an unsuspecting "friend" or "wall" while privately using the toilet.

N. Fooper- One who regularly combines two necessary functions in their life, Social Media and Taking a Dump.

Keeping ones self occupied while using the toilet has always been a challenge. Once Facebook became primarily a Mobile function, Fooping was only a logical next step.

1) Amilia can't get to the toilet fast enough in the morning, so she can begin Fooping with her friends.

2) Always running short on time, Fred finds that his best Facebook posts are created while taking a foop in the Men's room at work.

by DL2river July 31, 2013

floopy

an unborn child in the womb, plural for twins; unborn still in the womb (floopies)

Is the floopy or floopies kicking yet?

by Katherine & Sheldon June 28, 2006

Froops

Getting the shits from eating too much fresh fruit and vegetables.

--"I have a bad case of the froops from eating too many fresh peaches & cherries from the farmers market!

--Dude, would you get outta the bathroom, I gotta take a piss!

I can't get off the toilet man, I've got the froops!

by Agnesburgh August 16, 2011

Froopo

Any container; mug

Do you have a spare froopo?

by BradyYeti December 3, 2018

froopy loopy

A train that transports people to random places

She took the froopy loopy and ended in Utah with a bunch of mormons

by Johann Ubdoble February 25, 2020