Fred Durst

What we in the music business call somebody with no talent.

Just ignore him, he's a fred durst.

by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008

Federica

A woman who is too cool to be at work with their friends.

"Oh, you are so Federica today !"

by NyanQuiche June 22, 2018

Feeder

n. a male who is sexually attracted to fat women and feels a compulsive need to feed women to make them fatter.

Watch out for Bob; he's a feeder. His last girlfriend gained 40 lbs.

by Android November 24, 2004

Former FedEx Employee

Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.

"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"

by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005

fred durst

A talentless, cock-sucking, social cling-on who talks shit, has no balls and can't get laid. Makes himself out to be a tough guy, but I would bet good money that most 150lbs weaklings could dish the hurt on him with little or no effort. If I ever saw him I would beat the shit into his smug face, shit in that stupid cap he wears and set fire to his clothes. For added value, I'd whip out my cock and piss all over him shouting "Hey look! I'm pissing on Fred Durst". Then I'd bet most people would join in

Fred Durst: Back the fuck up!
Weakling: BOO!
Fred Durst: I have to go now, I've just shat my stupid pants

by Dangerous G March 25, 2004

Fred Burkle

Fred Burkle(played by Amy Acker),short for Winifred Burkle, became a member of the Angel gang when in Pylea Angel his gang came across her.They saved her and brought her back to her world that she had been take from five years ago(as of then).Then she was a member of Angel Investigations until Lilah Morgan said that The Senior Partners wanted them to take over Wolfram and Harts(an evil lawfirm,though Angel made it a good lawfirm) L.A. Branch.At Wolfram and Hart,Fred became head of the science dep.There,she got delivered a tomb that made her sick and hollowed her out to make a before-time god,Illyria.

Fred Burkle was in Pylea for five years.

Fred Burkle is a science geek.

Fred Burke became Illyria.

by an-angel-fan September 2, 2005

Fredericton Feedbag

A variation of the doggy-style sexual position whereby the man inserts his penis into the females rectum then inserts both testicles and entire scrotum into her vagina. Initially a method of birth control in the eastern province of New Brunswick, Canada, now more commonly performed in the greater Fredericton area to simply pass the time. Technically the recipient does not need to be a human being.

Darling, the power is out again. Let's have another try at the Fredericton Feedbag.

by noisy as dry buggery August 30, 2010