Glass Joe's origin. Thought to be the weakest country in warfare, but this is wrong. Petoria is actually the weakest country.
While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.
by ThePunchOutMan June 19, 2009
Get the France mug.A slang term used to descriminate the likes of french friends you have unfortunately stumbled upon in your life.
Calling them by this name indicates their need for bathing and proper acts of hygiene. They often stank of ass, drive shitty 1984 Cutlas Supremes, Have LG sisters, are pinner bitches, and often have low brow names such as John. Sometimes they are so French their name is spelt Jean
Calling them by this name indicates their need for bathing and proper acts of hygiene. They often stank of ass, drive shitty 1984 Cutlas Supremes, Have LG sisters, are pinner bitches, and often have low brow names such as John. Sometimes they are so French their name is spelt Jean
by Dennis The Browns April 21, 2009
Get the France mug.Fake Ass Wankster Native. These are commonly found in the subways and at the transit centers and in the malls all over Canada (and also possibly the USA), especially hobo-infested cities such as Edmonton, Vancouver, or Toronto. The average age is about 14 or 15, and they usually wear Exco or Exhaust clothing (because it is cheap but looks like 'real' urbanwear). They are commonly seen smoking stolen cigarettes and flashing gang signs they don't even know, waving two-inch knives, and hustling the elderly with phrases such as "if ya dont gives me that skrilla im'a hafta buss' a cap in yo' ass, bizzitch!" Often they will wear brightly colored bandannas and extremely large plastic or aluminum jewelry (their 'ice') with glass glued to the front of it to simulate diamonds. As a matter of fact, these bright objects they are so fascinated with help you pick them out on a crowded subway platform and single them out to get pushed infront of the next train consist. They typically walk with a large stride to act 'ghetto' (which they are not, because if they were ever to step infront of a true gangsta and utter that shit, they'd be missing most of their face). When confronted, they will most likely exclaim "i' not fuckin' u up now bitch i hasta go's and get me my backup!" and then quickly and orderly board a bus or hide behind a wall. They love to act like they are from the hood in a big city, but as we know they are usually from a rural Indian Reserve. And, they are a far cry from being 'gangstas'. The background of this phrase is that it started in Edmonton because a phrase was needed to describe the numerous inbred childhood imitations of 50 Cent that crowd around in downtown Edmonton's Original City or Jasper Place Borough. They will often try to chill there and in the subways waaaaay past their bedtime.
Although this phrase contains 'native' this in no way intends to diss upstanding Native Americans or even true Native 'gangstas'. It's the fake bitches this one's for.
Although this phrase contains 'native' this in no way intends to diss upstanding Native Americans or even true Native 'gangstas'. It's the fake bitches this one's for.
Me: Holy shit man, is that anotha' one of those FAWN bitches tryin' to beat up that lady in a wheelchair? Come on boyz; lets show this chug he better act rite...
FAWN: What th' fuck is yo' problem ya whitey? You wanna go bizzitch?
Me (laughing as i hold my shank): Well then, lets go ya fuckin chug bring your ass!
FAWN: um, um, sit tight, uh... b....b....bitch im gon's to go get mah backup aight?
Me: *SMACK* Run along now boy i'll be waitin!
And so the FAWN jumps on the next train that heads his way, neeeeever to be seen again.
FAWN: What th' fuck is yo' problem ya whitey? You wanna go bizzitch?
Me (laughing as i hold my shank): Well then, lets go ya fuckin chug bring your ass!
FAWN: um, um, sit tight, uh... b....b....bitch im gon's to go get mah backup aight?
Me: *SMACK* Run along now boy i'll be waitin!
And so the FAWN jumps on the next train that heads his way, neeeeever to be seen again.
by UrbanMastermind May 13, 2005
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The zenith of exquis fanaticism and arrogance (believers of French fine art crap should watch an hour of French national T.V.).
Since non-white people (immigrants) find no jobs, they become part-time athletes. From this pool, France finds very competitive representatives and does well in World Cups/Olympics. This representation of France provides an illusion of "fraternité". This brings and creates more deceived immigrants (->) leading to riots.
France is actively involved in spreading the "Francophonie" to developing countries. Few smell the churning evil.
Good things about France: education is free; people are always open to debate before consented rape; many Americans love the beauty (draped hypocrisy) of France which is always a good thing; even a short guy like Napoleon can pick up hundreds of chicks there; Celine Dion's wailing sounds better in French (yes, it was English); if there's a nice chick in a French film (and there usually is), she'll be nude by the end and you'll see a black guy saying her p**@ tastes like milk or some weirder stuff which in general is so artsy that you'd finding yourself bending over a la Francaise if you could fathom its depth.
The zenith of exquis fanaticism and arrogance (believers of French fine art crap should watch an hour of French national T.V.).
Since non-white people (immigrants) find no jobs, they become part-time athletes. From this pool, France finds very competitive representatives and does well in World Cups/Olympics. This representation of France provides an illusion of "fraternité". This brings and creates more deceived immigrants (->) leading to riots.
France is actively involved in spreading the "Francophonie" to developing countries. Few smell the churning evil.
Good things about France: education is free; people are always open to debate before consented rape; many Americans love the beauty (draped hypocrisy) of France which is always a good thing; even a short guy like Napoleon can pick up hundreds of chicks there; Celine Dion's wailing sounds better in French (yes, it was English); if there's a nice chick in a French film (and there usually is), she'll be nude by the end and you'll see a black guy saying her p**@ tastes like milk or some weirder stuff which in general is so artsy that you'd finding yourself bending over a la Francaise if you could fathom its depth.
France has enough bitches to buffer even the greatest of invaders.
"Mains, jupes et jambes en l'air" is in the heart of each and every French.
"Mains, jupes et jambes en l'air" is in the heart of each and every French.
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Ben: but i don't get it.
Ricky: geez ben, you're such a fawntard.
*everyone laughs except Ben*
Ben: but i don't get it.
Ricky: geez ben, you're such a fawntard.
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