Forking Government

The process of splitting governance development efforts into two or more separate governments.

We should be forking government with the Libertarians, Progressives, and Conservatives all agreeing to disagree and split into competing ideological voluntary communities.

by MaxwellMurdoch December 3, 2020

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Forgot to hook up the doll

Executing a complicated plan, only to realize an important component was omitted, leading to complete failure or unintended consequences

Gary and Wyatt planned to make homemade biscuits for breakfast, but they forgot to hook up the doll and ended up making crackers instead.

by anonymous January 20, 2021

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forkdown

The most effective way to lose weight, first you hold you fork, and then you put it down and stop eating.

Mickles Brother: hey do you know how to lose weight?
Mickle: ye just do 4x10 reps of forkdowns fat ass.

by boddah_1 April 10, 2021

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Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?

*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.

"What's wrong?"

"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"

by KNSLY2 April 29, 2021

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Forgot to cum

When you're on top of a nasty chic and her face looks like what her ass smells like, you stop. Then you get up and walk away forgetting to do something. You realize that you forgot to cum.

Man...never will I fuck her again. That stenchy bitch was so nasty I forgot to cum.

by Pony tank 69 May 7, 2021

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