Children Withdrawal

When a pedo hasn't touched a kid in a while

Guy 1: Aw great, Matt Gaetz is spitting out racist bullshit again
Guy 2: Yeah, Children Withdrawal has been hitting him hard recently

by Hoahobecth December 14, 2024

children

"Young persons aged 0 through 17 years" and "unmarried persons still living with their parents" lumped together into one same English term — despite some foreign languages have separate terms for these different definitions

The cinema offers free admission for children under the age of 3 years, it only requires parents to pick age-appropriate movies.

by Emotional Cruiser July 28, 2025

Driveby Knuckle Children

An urgent sink handy J

Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.

by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024

blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off

Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny

by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015

children wore there dirty shoes

Children wore there dirty shoes

Children wore there dirty shoes

by Children wore there dirty shoe December 5, 2021

Children

The definition of a devil. They were sent from the deepest depths of hell to torture us with their little tricks. They are noisy brats who need attention 24/7. They purposely ask us stupid shit like "what is 1 + 5?" or "what is that shape? *points to a fucking circle* I don't know what it is." They bug people cause they just want to. Orphans, however are much much worse. They bug everyone and have an easy excuse, "I am an orphan looking for a family." In short, children are devils, and I would rather go to hell than have to be in a room filled with those disgusting, noisy, spoiled little brats.

Example used in a sentnce:

I hate children.
I despise children.

by xFly_ May 10, 2022

Children

Absolute abominations. If you see these things running across the street, give them a light little kick that will send them across the universe. If you don't have enough strength to do this, you can strangle them with your bear hands. If you see anyone that likes to take care of children, report them to the police and have them sentenced to life in prison, or the death sentence.

Person1: Hey look! it's a group of children!
Person2: What are you waiting for? Go kill them already!!

by TyreseGamingTV February 3, 2023