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Epstein Files

yeah they totally dont exist
by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025
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But files tho

A phrase used in response to any news media concerning Donald Trump. Essentially means ‘release the Epstein files’.
News: Trump said that Tylenol causes autism!
Person: That’s untrue… but files tho
by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink September 30, 2025
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Epstein files

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by undefinedCat December 20, 2025
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The files

Oh hey, how's that going? They aren't complying and are redacting things that aren't supposed to be redacted. Fantastic. Because now it is clear to everyone that I, once again, was right all along. There is something wrong with these people and there is only one cure for that.
Hym "Bullets. Several of them. It doesn't matter how America works. Your delusional self-righteous on the matter is what allows them to get away with doing it. Release the files. Unredacted. Now. Arrest the people implicated. Today. OR... Bullet in the brain immediately. And then, while you're at it, get me the credit and the money for creating AI (because I'm not doing it for free) or ALSO BULLET IN THE BRAIN. These people need to cease to exist. A lot of you ALSO NEED TO DO THAT. It's fucking absurd."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2025
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Epstein Files

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guy 1: Hey, ████████████
guy 2: sorry i don’t speak Epstein files
by ghostToes December 22, 2025
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Epstein Files

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by autumn0 December 24, 2025
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Two-Finger Filet

(Too - Fing-Ger Fi-ley)

When you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger.
"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."

"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."
by Fing-her Filet December 15, 2013
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