Fegan

Fat Vegan.
All the personality and attributes of a vegan but 100kgs heavier.

"Kate was talking about how meat is horrible again today" as she scoffed another 6 mars bars. Fegan life

by Tolerance Zero July 4, 2019

fecafellatio

Oral stimulation of the feces

John: Hey Don, I gotta take a turd!!

Don: Sweet dude! It's the perfect chance to test out my fecafellatio skills!!

by Skeletor December 29, 2004

feanty beanty

someone who fean's excessivly.

damn girl i just came five times chill "you a feanty beanty".

by goldotg September 30, 2008

Fecal Dick

Fecal Dick is a NJ-based satirical harcore/experimental band with screeching female vocals. They are known for references to viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy and Garbage Day. They also mock widely-known advertiements such as the Double Pits to Chesty Axe Commercial and the Taco Bell Diet. Some examples of songs: "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", "This is Why You Had to Get Asshole Surgery".

Fecal Dick is so bad it's good.

by lilpubichair April 17, 2010

fecalfest '05

an 8 day celebration of blowing shit up (literally)a meaningful milestone with great food clevland steamers brown bullets and a traditional shitmas tree
celebrated when its hot so the shit smells more

i still cant wash away the stink from fecalfest '92

by tee gee May 13, 2005

fecal feed bag

a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.

Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit.
Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.

by Timothy July 18, 2004

fecalator

Big, intimidating gun.

Gun Salesman: We call this next item "The Fecalator." One look at it, and the target shits his or her pants.

by Fecalator May 27, 2004