The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.
My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
by MoonPie24 April 24, 2017
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Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”
John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?
Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”
John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?
by Stealth KC May 5, 2010
Get the Fart Fanning mug.A special skill that usually evolves between very close friends or siblings, often those who are bored.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
Get the synchronized farting mug.A fart dragon is a fart that one drags behind them and spreads out around them when they stop to talk to you.
by Ianferno April 29, 2008
Get the Fart Dragon mug.A type of fugue state in which a person is rendered almost paralyzed while standing in their own massive cloud of flatus.
After emitting the longest and most overwhelmingly horrific fart he could recall ever releasing, he stood there in a fart stupor for nearly twenty minutes.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 2, 2019
Get the fart stupor mug.Farts that smell really bad( like dead animal in the sun bad). This is caused by eating Taco Bell, or any other Mexican food.
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Eating Mexican food before a flight might cause the TSA to refuse you the right to fly.
Mexican food on your wedding day is a bad idea(unless you want clear the place out fast).
Mexican food before church makes you sit in your own pew. This will make the every baby in the crying room cry and the parents wounder who did it.
Eating Mexican food before a movie will cause a riot in the movie theater when a fart is released.
Eating Mexican food before a flight might cause the TSA to refuse you the right to fly.
Mexican food on your wedding day is a bad idea(unless you want clear the place out fast).
Mexican food before church makes you sit in your own pew. This will make the every baby in the crying room cry and the parents wounder who did it.
Eating Mexican food before a movie will cause a riot in the movie theater when a fart is released.
by keebles April 14, 2012
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I have had a bad stomach recently and people keep fart shaming me every time I pass gas.
I have had a bad stomach recently and people keep fart shaming me every time I pass gas.
by Gaijin Dad November 8, 2017
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