family ram

incest; sex with a family member

dude 1: I score with Nikki last night

dude 2: Dude, that's disgusting! She's your cousin! That's a family ram, man!

dude 1: Nah dude. She's my aunt-in-law's daughter from her first marriage. She ain't blood related.

dude 2: weeerd

by sweetshauna December 20, 2008

Family Guy'ed

A tactic used by horny men to entice women to come over with the intent on having sexual relations with them. The proper way to Family Guy a member of the opposite sex is as follows:

" Hey Staci, you want to come over and watch Family Guy tonight?"

Basically you are using Family Guy as an excuse to bring a girl over to put the moves on her.

" Yeah bro, I totally "Family Guy'ed" Staci last night!"

by Slipperywrench December 27, 2009

The Family Business

The best guild on the World of Warcraft server Burning Blade. It is awesome and will blow you away with its awesome awesomeness. Also, it is home to the best warrior on Burning Blade...Enst. Enst cannot be stopped. Enst WILL devour you whole.

Hey whats the best guild on Burning Blade?
The Family Business of course. Who else?

by Moosetracks TFB. September 24, 2007

maggot family

the family next door to you in your trailer park who live off of welfare checks and child support from thier dead-beat spouse, who are too cheap to legally devorce and spend all thier money on crack and booze, and often neglects their children, and live in a trailer of about 10 people, and take shits in thier bathtub after their toilet overflows, and whos cleanliness is often un-bearable. Whos mother is a crack-whore, and has booty-do, and whos ass is wider than her shoulders are.

The people next door.

by your name May 8, 2004

Family Reunion

When you get together with family members. A reminder as to why you moved away in the first place.

Also known as "Southern Speed Dating".

Friend: "Man, I don't want to go to my family reunion."
Me: "Why not?"
Friend: "My uncle... He has a problem with touching...."

by Mr. Plaid January 16, 2009

pro-family

adj. Describes a person or organization that wants to imprison and/or discriminate against anyone who doesn't share their religious beliefs.

Pro-family groups: Focus On the Family, Family Research Council, The Taliban.

by MrFranklin August 25, 2006

proud family

A 2001 Disney cartoon about a young girl who deals with life as a teenager.

"Proud Family is the best show I've ever watched!"

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK December 22, 2020