facade

A specialty; something someone is, or one could be, very good/skilled at. It can be used to replace the word "thing" when deemed acceptable by the user.


(origin- began slang use by THE iZzy)

person 1:"Kip why don't you play baseball."
Kip: "It's just not my facade ."

friend 1: "Dude, you are so good at that."
dude: "Yeah I know, it's my facade ."

by iZzy Zainea January 15, 2009

pudge facker

Random people who troll message boards, inserting perverted ancedotes wherever they go. These generally are middle-aged men who jack off constantly because they cannot get laid.

"Primal is such a fucking pudge facker!!"

by fetishX November 10, 2004

facials

my nut on your facial area.

i give hallie hella facials.

by Nut Buster November 25, 2007

facial

When the icky-stuff gets on your face.

My innocent friend had no idea what a facial was until I explained to her it was getting the icky-stuff on your face.

by suite claremont March 31, 2009

fackin smackin hat batch

A perfect girl 10 out of 10. aka FSHB
instead of fuckin smoking hot bitch the a's substitute for i's. theres a name for every type from 1-10. 7-10 is batch range. 5-6 botch range. 1-4 butch range.

Man that blondes with big tits is a FACKIN SMACKIN HAT BATCH!!!

by CHOWS July 1, 2007

Moted Facial

Ellaboration on moted by adding facial to the end. Usually done to someone after they are put down or embarass themselves; one emphasizes them being "moted" by adding "facial". This is accompanied by a claw shaped hand running down the heckler's face. Commonly used by Bay Areas brats in the 80's.

Boy 1: Whoa! That Burke's bitch is hot!
Boy 2: Shit dumbass! That bitch's got a dick! I think he goes to Town! I guess you're a fag!
Boy 1: Oh, uh...
Boy 2: Moted facial! Faccccceeee!!!

by R Morris August 31, 2006

Dutch Facial

The act of placing one's gaseous rectum directly in front of another's face and releasing the toxicity of that afternoon's meal.

Tom gave Ray a Dutch Facial and nearly singed his eyebrows off.

by Tommy the Dutchman October 23, 2008