facebook hoe

A girl who puts expendably revealing or sexy pictures of herself on facebook for the sole purpose of receiving attention from guys because she needs to feel wanted, important, and/or attractive.

See attention whore

Guy 1: Dude, Jenny is a total facebook hoe
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a dumb slut. It's great.

by iheartfacebookhoes September 30, 2009

Facebook Philosopher

An individual unable to come up with an original thought that wants to say something profound, but doesn't even know what profound means!!! So they surf the web for famous philosophers to plagiarize in an attempt to sound more intelligent, illuminated, and enlightened. The only people impressed by this are their other illiterate, backwoods, toothless, hillbilly friends that think dental floss is used to sabiki bait fish.

Jill -Reading her facebook news feed wants to say something philosophical so she quotes Buddha by saying - "All that we are is the result of what we have thought"

Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!

by Pixstyx June 23, 2011

facebook wisdom

Ultimate stage of simplistic philosophy spread among facebook groups. This new-age ideology is mainly based on observations of life by mentally-challenged teenagers. It is generally related to relationship topics, despite writers having obviously no idea about what a relationship is. By connecting sweetness to dullness in a 'poetic' way, facebook wisdom creates a whole retarded approach to life.

Popular illustrations include:

"Love gives birth to jealousy but jealousy kills love"

"It's easy to learn loving but hard to forget"

"You can only fight when you know what you fight for"

"The adventure of life is to learn, the gaol of life is to grow, the nature of life is to change, the challenge of life is to overcome, the essence of life is to care, the beauty of life is to give, the joy of life is to love."

Possible use:
Sam: 'You know Bob, life may be hard but death is harder'

Bob: 'I just told you I've just been dumped! Now, stop the facebook wisdom and get me real advice.'

by Crazytaxi April 18, 2010

Facebook loser

One who:

i. Acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com

ii. Acts nothing like their online alter-ego in real life

iii. Spends majority of the day on social networking sites attempting to "pick up chicks"

Brian: Hey dude, did you see this hot chick I found on facebook.com?

Steve: You're such a facebook loser!

by IWANNAIWANNAIWANNA April 9, 2009

facebookery

The act of dicking around on Facebook for extended periods of time.

"I finally made it out of the house today after the 18 hours of facebookery this afternoon."

by CKMeredith February 22, 2010

Facebook Loner

Someone who makes statuses on Facebook that never get liked or commented by anyone.

Facebook Loner: Like this status and I'll tell you what I think of you. ;D

*3 days pass*

*0 likes*

by Tubbyman October 24, 2010

Facebook Famous

(n) (plural: faggots) A generally faggotty person (usually male) who gets overwhelmingly popular on Facebook for no apparent reason. This may include posting utterly pointless 'relatable' Vlogs about 'how depressing life as a teenager is', to small twats for do stupid stuff which is '#funny' People who are 'Facebook Famous' are near the top of the SwagFag hierarchy, and are also under the 'Things wrong with the teenage generation' title as well.

(in a normal, spoken conversation) Person 1: Oh, have you heard of Will McGuiness <3 xxxxxxx

Person 2: OMG!!!! hes #hilarious xxxx

Person 1: IKR, hes like, Facebook Famous.
Person 2: OMG ROFL xxxxxxx LMFAO x

Normal Guy 1: Kill Yourselves

by Ireland&tsdominionsoftheGambia May 26, 2013