The Eaters

Late night, drug fueled, gack eyed, sketchy types, that eye you with forceful lusting appetite with intent to dominate and devour you. They feed on your submission. You are their prey, and they will pounce if you allow them. These are the many that have no remorse, no empathy, only full throttled, ego injected, desirous rampage.

I felt the glazed gaze of The Eaters upon me, as I reached for my last drink at the after, after, afterparty.

by CruelWorld27 June 13, 2011

Kilometer Eater

-The ultimate sub who knows how to suck a cock.
-The opposite of a millimeter defeater.

Bro, my gf was the ultimate kilometer eater last night.

by The muginater April 15, 2022

Soggy Bean Eater

A derogatory name for a Filipino Douche Bag.

"Hey, you know that Leeland kid down the hall? He is such a Soggy Bean Eater."

by Anon32546541 October 28, 2011

crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses

That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat

by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017

dingle berry eater

someone who eats small poop pieces stuck in a hairy ass hole

by poopoo face November 9, 2003

Easterclut

When you sneeze in a girls vagina and then lick it

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hi
Boy: Can i easterclut you?
Girl: ok then

by DrEastermon January 1, 2015

platypus eater

1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.

1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005