doo doo dunderhead

someone who has a small penis and tries to suck it every night and cums out small amounts into his butthole. Likes to lick penis hole. When he is erected it shrinks even more than when soft.

he is such a doo doo dunderhead

by Keagan24 December 11, 2017

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Danker

A danker, similar to a canker sore, are small, shallow lesions that develop on the soft tissues in your dick — under your ball section, on your shaft, or at the top base of your crank. Unlike cold sores, danker sores don't occur on the surface of your dick and aren't contagious. They can be very painful, however, and can make jerking and intercourse very difficult.

Heath, due to excessive jerking and lack of washing, developed a nasty danker sore. With a little dab of toothpaste and rest it healed -- and he was back to his normal routine.

by Doctor Brown December 19, 2008

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Dunked On

to ejaculate onto the face of your partner. also look up facialbukake

Me and my buddy dunked on minka.

by Mr.A2DAK January 16, 2008

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dunder mufflin

to use an oragami paper dick on someone

Guy 1: hey i saw mitch yesterday
Guy 2: o, you mean michelle?
Guy 1:yea...she wanted me to fuck her, but when i went down on her i saw a lot of zits n shit...mighta had herpes
Guy 2: so whatd u do? u couldnt of hit it?!?!
Guy 1: no i didnt....i dunder mufflined that slut!!
Guy 2: nice....

by pooponanigguh October 17, 2007

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Drunkernshit

Another term for someone who is drunk out of their mind. Oftentimes, he or she may bet hundreds of dollars they don't have on various sporting events while in this state.

I'm gonna get drunkernshit and watch the Husker game.

by R Richmond November 20, 2011

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