Put some D's on that bitch

When you just get your report card, all F's on it, take it to tha' teacher desk, ask her kindly to raise your grade.

Put some D's on that bitch.

by Javier Hallucinogen March 12, 2009

dsl

dick sucking lips
luscious lips

angelina jolie has some great dsl's

by Roger Templeton February 27, 2008

S.U.D.S.

Stands for "Straight-Up Doggy Style;" refers to a sexual position in which a man inserts his penis into a person's anus.

Box 1: Oh my god! You won't believe what happened last night. It was our first time!
Box 2: Gurl, Wha?
1: He wanted to do anal, ON OUR FIRST TIME!
2: You trippin! I don’t believe you! Tell me exactly what happened.
1: Things were goin, bodies thrustin, some suckin and then he’s like “You wanna do it doggy style?” And I’m thinkin UGH NO! You can’t put it there unless you payin!
2: You dumb bitch, doggy style ain’t anal!
1: Yes it is! He wanted anal! Like S.U.D.S. Like Straight Up Doggy Style!
2: You are a retarded hoe! Well what happened after that?
1: He put it in. Duh.

by RoxanneHope January 1, 2008

DSL

Dick Sucking Lips; A fine, plump pair of tasty lips that are best used for performing fellatio.

Dude 1: "Man, my girlfriend has some awesome DSL! I have her down on it constantly!"

Dude 2: "The internets?"

Dude 1: "No, you silly bitch! Dick sucking lips!"

by ikarimaru September 30, 2008

DSL

dick sucking lips - lips that are good for sucking dick

Gina alinellio has some bad ass DSL

by mike & allyn May 13, 2005

N-D-S

NDS= new dick syndrome. it's when women leave their current penis for a new penis, often thinking the grass is greener on the other side. if your girl gets NDS, nothing can cure it, she's leaving you and taking half your shit.

i suspect my wife may have a case of N-D-S,she came home the other night with jhizstains on her skirt.

by ken power February 7, 2009

DSILF

Down Syndrome Id Like To Fuck- not offensive just for the lulz

see that girl she is a DSILF

by MR PIE SAFETY January 14, 2009