drunken slur

A statement that is garbled and doesn't make very much sense

(bob) i have to go water the sink
(sam) shut your drunken slur

by xMackieProx May 9, 2011

drunken pussy

When a girl gets so drunk she is willing to have sex with anyone and not even think twice about it

Man Amanda was so gone, I got me some drunken pussy!

by CHARLESPSCENE September 24, 2013

drunker than a funker

a man that is more drunk and a man that is high on weed.

damn that bitch is drunker than a funker

by Ryan Winkler October 29, 2003

drunken ants

1.THE MOST FREAKEN AWESOME PET IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

2.commen ants that have possibly cunsummed to much beer, most likely left behind by kick ass party goers.

"omg! look at the drunken ants! they cant even walk in a straight line!!!"

by stonedasfuck666 April 16, 2009

drunkenstud

midget alcohol disposal

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

drunken wookie

accidentally force choke someone to death just before orgasm

I gave her a drunken wookie.

by TK JEDI May 13, 2010

Drunken Master

When Tracy tries to go for a couple of drinks after work and then go to Kickboxing class. Thats when she falls on her ass because she's shitfaced.

Tracey, your still going to kickboxing after having 2 Martini's. What do you think you are a Drunken Master.

by john September 18, 2003