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Creepy Drunk

Stage of drunkenness where you are so drunk that you do creepy things such as grind hard with random girls who want no part of it, pass out and randomly wake up throughout night, or sit staring creepily at a person for much to long.
John: Dude last night was so weird

Tim: Why's that?

John: Frank kept staring at me the entire night from his seat in the corner.

Tim: Oh damn! He was creepy drunk.
by UNOMav December 4, 2010
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honey drunk

One who becomes adoring upon drinking.
That girl keeps calling everyone cute. She is such a honey drunk.
by nop123 April 2, 2015
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trunk drunk

A way to save money when going out on the town. You store a bottle of liquor in your trunk and frequently leave the night club to take a few shots in the parking lot.
I'm a bit short on cash, so I'm bringing a cheap bottle of vodka and going on a trunk drunk tonight.
by Bruce858 May 16, 2011
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Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.
1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011
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The Drunk Lottery

Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.
Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.
by Frank De'Checko June 19, 2010
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Office Drunk

Someone who has consumed enough alcohol to become somewhat violent or giddy in the work space, anyone who discover this will instantly hate this person as they were not invited to participate.

This word can be both an insult or complement.
Who is laughing so much... oh hehe its Jill she's the office drunk, love her.

or

Who threw that laptop across the room?
It was Bill he's such an office drunk, I hate him...
by hale-hale April 30, 2010
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Drunk Darts

A drinking game consisting of a dart board and beer.
Rules:
- drink if you lose a game of 3 darts a piece
- drink if you miss the board
- if you miss the board 3 times in a row, chug your beer.

- a dart landing on the black counts as a negative score of the number it lands outside of
- a dart landing outside the wire, but still landing on the black portion of the board counts as triple negative.

- when beers are almost finished, the loser must get the next round of beers, thus being shunned and humiliated.

Created by B. Tiberius Flynn & Dert Derty Mcgerty Cardace

YES
Tiberius never loses in drunk darts. Only if he wants to drink on purpose.
by Pabst Blue beer June 10, 2010
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