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drama cryptonics

Speaking in a way that maximizes drama, but avoids sending any real message. A person speaking drama-cryptonics will use lengthy adjectives, but then not have time to say what is wrong, leaving the listener to guess what is wrong.
"I haven't heard from Joe is he ok?"
"I don't know, he sent me 6 texts telling me how terrible he feels but didn't have time to tell me what's wrong. He is sending me nothing but drama cryptonics."
by NoDrama82 September 9, 2022
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DRAMA STROKE

AN DRAMATIC ACTION THROWN BY MOSTLY BLACK WOMEN IN ORDER TO MAKE A SCENE WHEN THINGS DON'T GO THE WAY THEY THINK IT SHOULD.
DeShone's mother had a drama stroke upon receiving the news that he didn't make it on American Idol.
by jack sprat 1966 July 31, 2012
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drama wand

handheld device for texting, emailing, facebooking or anything else that enables the sending of/receiving of personal drama events.
nailed that bitch with one bite of my drama wand
by plymano July 9, 2014
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Drama queen

Kevin thought somebody told him they wish he wasn't born and he took it way to far and became a drama queen
by Emma cosner January 15, 2016
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Drama Papa

Omg he's so petty, such a Drama Papa
by blekh12 January 18, 2017
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drama down

A quip used as a cautionary remark in combination with a wide-eyed but otherwise expressionless face to your friend/partner/spouse.
Partner: "Hey bartender, can I have that drink I ordered before sunrise?"
You:"Drama down."
by NedLev August 12, 2017
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hiking drama

Hiking Drama is caused by a number of things.

1. Everyone in the hiking community Fucking each other like it’s Band Camp.

2. Being a dead beat. Posting pictures of hikes you did during the week when you should be working or taking care of your kids
3. Falling in love with a hiker every other month. Saying this is my soul mate and, hashtagging #thisistheone every time, Then breaking up with them and putting every dirty detail all over social media.
Dooode! That Hiking Bunny is causing all kinds of Hiking Drama.
by Air_Wolf February 7, 2018
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