slippery dolphin

When a guy is fucking his girl from behind and his dick slips out and accidentally penetrates her anus causing her to arch her back and scream "eeeeet, eeeet, eeeet!"

That porpoise noise coming from the bedroom last night must've been mom getting a slippery dolphin from dad!

by brneyes10 August 8, 2016

Dolphin Express

When you are drowing, but are rescued by a dolphin. When you get back to land, you then have to suck the dolphin's dick.

Friendly dolphin...He took my back to shore, but then he clapped his flippers and I had to suck his dolphin dick I DID!! Because there's no free ride, people. There isn't. -Dave Attell

by Gay Mc April 9, 2003

Douchaholic

1. One who is addicted to douching.
2. One who is such a douchebag it's like an addiction.

1. "My snatch is so rank, the only way to make it less putrid is for me to be a douchaholic"
2. "Bob is such a douche, he's a douchaholic"

by Funky Winkerbean June 20, 2003

Canadian Dolphin Slinger

A super cool insane position where the couple starts gettin it on in a cannon and then is shot out of a cannon while still having sex but switching the anal in mid air. created by Houdini himself. very hard to pull off

Me and my girlfriend tried to canadian dolphin slinger after the circus was over and it was really hard. but it was so worth it with the thrill.

by mattmattmattmattmattburns April 17, 2010

Flipper the Dolphin

1.Idealistic conservative who frequents Fark.com and points out the errors of liberals. Famous for pointing out to self-proclaimed progressives that they are a neocomm in all but name. The name originally was an homage to the flip-flopping ways of John Kerry.

2. Name of a dolphin on a children's show on American television in the 1960's.

"Flipper the Dolphin was right! Again!" - Heap

by 21-7-b April 26, 2005

dolphin smooth

Extremely grotesque hairlessness of the adult male body caused by excessive and overzealous body shaving to the degree of eliminating any semblance of manhood.

Those go-go dancers shave so much they're dolphin smooth.

by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006

Douch Casserole

douch casserole; something that people eat because they themselves are indeed, douch bags.

You: " Shutup Steve! Go eat a big plate of Douch Casserole! "

by Dr. DexT November 20, 2009