Dookie

A term for money, Slang for 'Dollars' - $

See 'Trouble on Dookie Island - The Lonely Island'

1. You owe me some dookie.
2. I've got so much dookie.

by eddygun101 December 15, 2011

Dookie butter

The mixture of semen and 💩 poop

Randy and Billie exchanged dookie butter practicing for the felching festival.

by A-Pdiddy™ February 7, 2019

Fortune Dookie

When one saves their fortunes after eating Chinese food, and deposits them carefully into a floating turd left unflushed in a toilet. The "topper" to this haneous act is to pull the paper from the roll without tearing it, wiping the ass after defacation, and rerolling the paper for a secondary victim to discover later on.

Missy was unhappy with her General Tso's Chicken, so she left a Fortune Dookie for the establishment to deal with.

by Eman1187 May 7, 2009

What-a-dookie

A variation on the phrase, what it do, commonly used as a greeting, with "Not shit" being the only acceptable response.

Correct usage.
Me: Yo, nigga, what-a-dookie?
My nigga: Not shit.

Incorrect usage.
Me: What-a-dookie, nigga?
Square: Oh, nothing much.
Me: Man, that shit's wack. What the fuck kinda answer is that? *slap*

by Timmy McNignuts January 31, 2008

dookie howser

The act of sandwiching a fresh steamy piece of fecal matter between the married ass-cheeks of one partner and the second (female or fat "man-tittie" endowed) partner's tits.

Ass to boob poop-fucking.

Last night I was banging this chick, and she was like, "give me a 'doogie howser,'" and I was like, "what the hell is that?" "NO," she said, "a DOOKIE HOWSER -- as in HOUSING a DOOKIE!"

by Neal Patrick Harris, MD January 31, 2009

Dookie

While the word "dookie" has become derogatory slang, the word is actually a name:

1. A surname. Dookie is an English surname, having the same origins or being in reference to the title of Duke. It is derived from the latin word dux, which means leader. Variations of the name include Dukes, Dook, Dooke, Dookes,

2. The name of a town in Victoria, Austrialia.

3. The name of a University of Melbourne Campus.

"When did the Dookie family first arrive in Canada?"
"Dookie is a farming community"
"Dookie campus is transforming agriculture through education"

by 1e1even May 6, 2014

ooka dookie

1.A Female that has an ogrish physical appearance; extremely ugly

2.Physical appearance equivalent to that of walrus

"Damn man, im wicked desperate"
"how bout her?"
"nah, i wouldnt go near that ooka dookie"

by Patrick May 13, 2005