carpet munching muff diver

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009

nose diver

when a man or woman goes down on a woman and he rubs her clit with his nose. Also, he or she can blow his or her nose in her vagina, referred to as the kleenex.

Yo last nite i totally did the nose diver on Sarah Robinson.

by matt Eapen September 21, 2006

sky diver

'sky diver' is rhyming slang for a fiver aka £5

look over there sky diver on floor

lend us a sky diver

by Bl4yze March 26, 2009

divers

5 GBP worth of skunk which is mainly one spliff so its worth buying a benners really.
Divers usually dealt in South East and East London.

Set me a divers ruuuude boii

by Daveth Langdon June 25, 2006

bean dive

going down on a mexican

that guy really likes to bean dive his hispanic girlfriend

by dan May 28, 2006

diver dave

When a man gets hot fudge poured in his asscrack and a one legged midget licks it up.

"That guy totally just got diver dave'd!"

by Eli Ankst January 6, 2008

diveonable

a person that you want to jump on in the bedroom.

look at her/him, they're well diveonable.

what do you think of her? diveonable.

by connorb March 22, 2009