directionist

A person who guides the way or directions for other

"That sexy lady right there is the directionist for this tour."

by N to the Z April 12, 2016

Directionator

A person who claims they love One Direction and would do anything for them, but then decided to hate on the band members. Saying things like Zayn shouldn’t have left the band and that they don’t like him because he did. Zayn had plenty of good reasons to leave and you don’t seem to have any good reason to hate him. They also hate on Liam for little things that he did that aren’t a big deal. Directionators also tend to say things like “Treat people with kindness” but then hate on Zayn for leaving. Hate on Liam for unreasonable thing. Hate on Louis or Niall because they “can’t sing” Sometimes, they even have the audacity to hate on Harry for what he wears, his sexuality, etc. And some Directionators... they take it too far. Some even go as far to sexualize Harry. He has spoken about it and how this makes him feel uncomfortable many many times. People like these are the reason that he is very inactive on social media. Of course, it’s ok to think he is attractive but to talk about things that you want to do to him is just altogether not ok. He’s a person too and I hope one day, this all stops :)

“I heard you like One Direction... is that true?”
“Yeah I always listen to their music, but Harry dresses pretty gay doesn’t he?”
“Oh I see, you’re a Directionator!”

by 1D_Hiatus :( April 13, 2020

Directioner

Someone who is depressed because 18 months = 6 years, they are also very loyal, as they have waited patiently for 6 years.

Oh look it’s the directioners clowning again haha!

by Larry is life February 21, 2022

Needs Direction

A way to describe an employee who is otherwise worthless. An employee who, without detailed instruction and hand holding, will waste the day on the internet.

Employe: Hey is Bob a good worked?

Employe 2: He can be, but needs direction.

Employe: So in other words, he's useless.

by Irritated Boss June 12, 2013

distractional

Our lives revolve around things like cars/media/TECH which are positive distractions in our lifestyle

Yo that hoverboard is dope, very distractional!

by www.distractional.com March 8, 2016

distraction nap

nap you take to distract yourself,
specifically to distract yourself if a S.O isn't replying to a text.

me: "brb guys, gonna take a distraction nap because he ain't replying"

by okokoklalala May 2, 2023

Facebook Distraction

This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.

-logs onto facebook

-see's a funny status

-likes funny status

-starts browsing pictures

-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people

-tries to think of a clever status but fails

-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.

/Facebook Distraction

by Blofu February 13, 2012