Digital hypochondria

A special type of hypochondria in which one has the constant and irrational fear that their computer is infected with a virus, despite multiple Anti-Virus programs repeatedly finding that nothing is wrong.

Those who suffer from this anxiety disorder are said to be digital hypochondriacs.

Jim: Look, if something was going on, Norton would have said.
Dwight: Shut up, Jim, I know something's wrong...
Jim: Look, your computer doesn't have a virus!
Dwight: Shut up!
Jim: You're have digital hypochondria. You need to see someone about it.
Dwight (ignoring): Come on, McAfee...finish the scan....

by A Person Named March 14, 2014

digitalistic

Capitalism in our digital age. see Digitalism

E-Commerce utilized to it's fullest potential. There is increased traffic/interest in a particular product on a website. With this knowledge, the price of the product now increases. We now live in a Digitalistic society.

by Brakes_and_balljoints November 1, 2014

digitile

The process of transforming a human being into a robot by means of being vaccinated.

I don't want the government to digitile us.

by Paul Atreides The Spiceman March 7, 2022

extract digit

A more polite way to say pull your finger out.

On the 3rd of May 1945, Allied forces, including the Indian 26th Division and a Gurkha parachute battalion, retook Rangoon from the Japanese ("Opration Dracula"), effectively ending #WW2 in Burma. Over Insein prison, planes spotted these messages by UK POWs ready for liberation: "Japs gone. Extract digit."

by Danack May 3, 2020

Sabis digital platform

A stupid ass website where you doing shitty exams there for Chouifat sabis and shitty revision sheets for sabis. It's the worst platform that exists and needs to be removed.

Student: there is this website called Sabis Digital Platform

Me: Oh God please no.

by AngelGurl June 14, 2021

bury a digit

to stick one's finger in a woman's vagina; to finger a woman.

tom decided to bury a digit inside of patrice quickly after meeting and taking her to his room

by quignugget December 5, 2009

digit

a person who is in between a dwarf and a midget.

Joey is taller than a midget and shorter than a dwarf, he's a digit.

by lookoutdrift October 15, 2009