dickin donuts

to fuck a donut

last night i had a dickin donuts and are it after i creamed it

by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014

hand dickin

When a male human warms his hands by placing them down his pants and gently caressing his testicles and penis. This is not a sexual act, it just feels fucking good.

1. Hey, I think its time to do some hand dickin.
2. This hand dickin feels good.

by q1w3r78 December 5, 2010

fish dicking

The group act of, well putting your dick in the mouth of a fish you or someone else has caught. An activity conducted in secret by groups of male friends who are always going "fishing". Fish dicking can be a solo adventure but is usually conducted by a group. Fish dickers like talking about fishing trips all the time, and generally drop bank on fish stuff. People who fish dick are constantly blowing off doing cool things such as going to the bar to find bitches, or attending a crunk ass show. Instead of doing something cool fish dickers are always insisting that they have to go fishing instead.

Guy 1 "It's tuesday night let's go to Maxx's and hit on college girls!"
Guy 2 " Can't go tonight, have to go fishing on Saturday.."
Guy 1 " More like going fish dicking.."

by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 December 5, 2015

dicknip

When a girlfriend finds out your cheating on her, she vigorously cuts off your dick and feeds it to her cat.

"Where are you going?"
"I have to give my cat his dicknip."

by emilypalmer. :) January 24, 2009

dickninja

A man or woman who has been properly trained in dick self defince.

That bitch was a real dickninja she alway blocks the cock.

by deain April 24, 2008

dicking

1. To be envious or jealous to someone.
2. Sucking up to someone.

"Ever since I bought him a tin, he has been dicking me."

by Joey R June 29, 2006

nigger dicking good

a play on "finger licking good" and a rise to the imagined prowess of the black man and the thought of a big black cock - using and consuming a womans desires

"hey Mike, I see your wife is getting some of that nigger dicking good again".

"yep, Bill, Shes loving it"

by treblow April 1, 2008