crippling depression

When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.

Ian Carter: I have crippling depression

by Sengoazalon March 7, 2017

Finn depression

That feeling you get when you see or watch anything with Finn Wolfhard in it and realize how much you want to hold and cuddle his SmOl cute self but then you also realize that you might never get to meet that cute ass frog face of his and he might never know who you are or even Of your existence.*sad*

“I just looked at a Finn Wolfhard edit and now I have finn depression oh how much I need him in my life * sheds a tear *”

by Finnhoneyiloveyou August 12, 2018

Jachary depression

Jack Avery and Zachary Herrons ship name that has now been put on hold because of Gabbie Gonzella safe to say this ship is bow sinking

Gabbie ruined my jachary ship now i have Jachary depression

by Jachary May 24, 2018

noah depression

The feeling when you realise that noah has been an important part of your life ever since 'stranger things' popped up
and all these 'noah schnapps edits' on Instagram make you wanna die cuz the people who made it are talented and their getting noticed, youre just there liking them and not getting noticed

'noah schnapps edits'
No one:
Actually no one:
Stranger things fandom and noah STANS that has never met him:OMG I MISS HIM:'( the noah depression is kicking in. OMG

by schnappbacktorealitiy April 4, 2019

The Greater Depression

Term for the Depression in the beginning of the 21st century, as opposed to "The Great Depression" of the 1930's.

The Great Depression: A chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage.

The Greater Depression: A digital converter box for every TV, and a golden parachute for every failed bank executive.

by TubaJim February 16, 2009

Depression Grinder

A videogame where the player performs mundane tasks repeatedly (aka grinding) in exchange for rewards (that are usually randomized and disappointing) in lieu of fun and compelling gameplay.

"Ugh, why would you buy lootboxes in a depression grinder like that?"

"I quit World of Warcraft when I realized how much of a depression grinder it is."

by IMJL January 2, 2018

depression shower

when you are so sad you take a shower and just cry so nobody can hear you

Wow this is jenny's 3rd depression shower today. Tom really must have hurt her.

by yeeetz August 19, 2017