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Turkish delight

When you slap your GF in the face with your kebab.
Friend: what did you do last night?
Me: gave my gf a Turkish delight

Friend: fuckin sick cunt
by Whatahead July 21, 2020
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Delhi Delight

The act of coating curry powder on your cock and performing anal, causing the receiver to experience an extreme burning sensation.
Antonio was hospitalized last weekend from receiving the Delhi Delight by a 9 inch BBC.
by ColSharecropper May 6, 2024
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Country Delight

Claims to sell milk but actually does the job of an alarm clock. Wakes you up every morning even before even your dad wakes up so you don't get to hear 'beta jaldi uthoge toh hi tarakki karoge'.

Also, occasionally behaves like mom and says 'beta doodh pee le, tera favourite wala laya hai'.
Kya aapne Country Delight ka doodh peeya hai?
by noddy1000 November 24, 2021
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Cum cat delight

When you nut into a hoes belly button and get her cat to slurp it out of her belly button
“Yo get yo pussy cat over here for her cum cat delight.”
by Nigga glare February 10, 2019
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Neapolitan Delight

its a blast from the past but also punching the person in the nose and make then bleed. so the shit, cum, and blood mix together to look like a Neapolitan ice cream
Keith wanted to surprise Nick for their anniversary with a Neapolitan delight.
by BigBawwls March 6, 2011
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Cremator's Delight

noun

Performed with a recently deceased corpse, The Cremator’s Delight begins with the living participant engaging in vigorous anal penetration of the corpse, ideally before rigor mortis fully sets in. Once satisfied, they proceed to ejaculate either inside the corpse or onto a designated body part, usually the face or chest.

Next comes the most depraved stage: the participant carefully removes a small portion of flesh from the corpse (often from the anal region or genitals), cooks or chars it using a blowtorch, and then consumes it on the spot—either chewing it slowly or swallowing it whole.

To complete The Cremator’s Delight, the participant scrapes up any remaining dried bodily fluids, blood, or burnt skin flakes from the corpse or surrounding area, crushes it into a fine powder, and then snorts it like cocaine—sometimes moaning phrases like “Send me to the ash realm” for extra ritualistic flair.
Tom: "Bro, you think I’m messed up for eating ass? My mate Dawko did The Cremator’s Delight - he railed a corpse, ate its charred butthole, then snorted the ashes."

Dylan: "Oh man, not the Cremator's Delight! You're friend Dawko sure is cooked!"
by King of Cum Junction July 4, 2025
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sicilian delight

A one-handed handjob, u)sually reserved for an anniversary or other special event), culminating in a mouthful of tomato sauce followed by oral copulation.
She hit me with the ol 'Sicilian Delight' lastnight. It was amazing, but I dont know where she learned it...
by DutchOvenJim July 12, 2019
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