dad 

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

dad by dad(real) March 1, 2022

Dad 

Something Jimmy dose not have.

person1: How is your dad?
Jimmy:*crying like a baby*

Dad by gay_toaster March 1, 2022

Dad 

Still going to get milk

My dad is gone getting milk

Dad by Nigerian Prince V69 March 2, 2022

dad 

he said he was going to get milk

joe: "wheres your dad?
bob: "getting milk"
joe: "really mine too"

dad by thebestfactgiver March 3, 2022

dad 

Person that is nice to you gets you get anything love you and always the best out of you

"My dad is the best person in the world"

dad by pog champing 15 March 3, 2022

dad 

a dad is a person who gives cum to a woman to make a shit spawn called a child.

kid: hey dad when are you coming back with the milk
dad: never

dad by tay08tay08 March 6, 2022

dad 

farts a lot

“dad stop farting”
*farts*

dad by tinfoilhat777 March 9, 2022