cuckoohawk

one who publicly espouses progressive views (often with vague lipservice paid to wanting "peace"), but supports politicians and policies that are favorable to the war machine.

Johnny is a cuckoohawk piece of shit. He pretends to be woke, but probably works for correct the record.

by tarekkenneth October 10, 2016

cukor

very cute and annoying cat

you eat too much, Cukor

by cukorbestfriend January 9, 2017

custom pepe

When people make their own versions of pepe.

That's a nice custom pepe you have there!

by Unknown definition of unknown January 14, 2017

custody hangover

When a complicated holiday visitation schedule was agreed upon when you were a child and your parents divorced, and violating it now (years after it has legally expired) would start world war 3 in your family.

"Why don't you and Darren spend Christmas together? You've been dating for 5 years!"
"Oh, I still have a custody hangover."

by firefoxx66 December 15, 2016

customality

An extremely handsome man.

You're such Customality.

by customality May 4, 2017

Customphilia

The act of customising something to extreme numbers. This extends primarily to gamers who spend a large portion of their game time customising the look of their character only to walk around in armor and helmets that cover their face later.

The Rhodes twins both suffer from customphilia. I've had to sit through one of them customise their hero in Mass Effect 3 times.

by Chlamydiargh June 28, 2017

customer journey

You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't

The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense

"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".

"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."

"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."

by slowsunnyday November 11, 2017