chemistry major

Some pussy ass limp dick tucking bastard who can’t take a joke

Yeah that chemistry major sure does like wasting toe nails.

by Lt.star April 12, 2020

She's no chemistry major

Since chemistry is generally defined as a difficult major reserved for only the brightest and most studious students, a girl who is "no chemistry major" is likely of average or below average intelligence.

This phrase is most often used to refer to women who perceive themselves to be much smarter than they actually are.

Jimbo: Did you hear Karen trying to argue about the economy last night? She really made herself look like an idiot.
Nelson: Yeah, she's no chemistry major.

by The Great Destroyer November 22, 2011

Arkansas Chemist

-noun (ahr-kuhn-saw Kem-ist)
A specialist in the use of seminal fluid from humans or livestock to produce various personal health care or beauty products.

Why does Jennifer's skin look like that? "It's probably because she's an Arkansas Chemist."

Jason, how do you keep your hair in that little mohawk? "My uncle showed me how to mix this stuff in my hair; he was a chemist, an Arkansas Chemist, but he's in prison now."

by TeamExclaim September 30, 2010

Stuart's chemistry set

smoking apparatus; a bong.

From Beavis & Butthead.

person 1: "What is that odd contraption?"

person 2: "Oh - that's Stuart's chemistry set"

by Ronny St Papps December 19, 2004

My Chemical Romance

a GREAT band im not to sure what type of music to say ther are thers some punk in there but i wouldn't say ther were a full on punk band but i also don't think they are emo as alot of people seem to say they are they have a kind theatrical sound... but yer anyways

Gerad is HOT : ) and hes the perfect lead singer hes got that aura :))

by ______ May 6, 2005

chem

Awesome, cool, or better than great

Dude, that is so chem.

Negative form: chemless
ex. You're chemless, man.

by a techie April 19, 2006

my chemical romance

a KICK ASS band from New Jersey a lot of people say that MCR is emo. They arn't 'emo' they never claimed to being 'emo' and people are like 'oh mcr? there emo because the sing abouit suicide and death.' they speak the truth and that is not emo mcr is mcr nothing more

Gerard:'And I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling
And as the fragments of my skull begin to fall
Fall on your tongue like pixie dust just think happy thoughts'

hater: oh they are so emo

me:stfu my chemical romance kicks ass

by emodelite April 10, 2007