Cradle of Filth

While technically not bad musicians they have become the super stars of the black metal scene. Headed by frontman Dani Filth, a bombastic idiot who is an ultra poser on all accounts. Listened too mostly by the sheep that shop religiously at hot topic they have created a sound which is commercial black metal and deviated completely from the true black metal culture. A culture based on murder and arsen.

Dani filth is the justin timberlake of black metal

by you like cradle of filth? eat a dick December 18, 2004

crabbles

big ass vaginal warts

ollie went down on tinks skanky minge and was confronted by a vast amount of crabbles

by stefburns99 November 25, 2005

Cradle of filth

A band with a name to match their talent.

Guy #1: Did you hear that new cradle of filth song? It's siiiick.

Guy #2: If you're in to metal that sounds like a fricken dog on meth, then I guess you're right on this one buddy. I'm gonna listen to some iced earth.

by Dogta Wiwy. January 3, 2009

Crablaweefor

The ugliest person alive.

Those people's spawn would be total crablaweefors.

by Airs69 June 20, 2008

Cragler

A person whose quality of work or work ethic is below the standards of a handicapped or mentally retarded person.

These craglers can't even make french fries right.

by Davidsirritation January 24, 2009

Cradle of Vanity

1. Noun, The assembly of comments that one makes about oneself in order to boost their ego. Usually this is made by people who already have huge egos, not those with smaller ones.

2. Noun, Anonymous Postings that are put on the internet to boost people's views on different groups that they are apart of.

3. The definition of names on the Urban Dictionary

1.

-I might not be able to bench as much as the other guy, but at least I have a huge penis

-I see you have assembled a very secure cradle of vanity

2.

Anonymous posted:
JOIN THIS FACEBOOK GROUP!! XXXSSSXXX SUPZORZ XXXSSSXXX! IT KICKS ASS AND SHIT!

Anonymous posted:
Nice. I think this is the best built cradle of vanity ever built

3.

Bob:
AMAZINGLY SEXY OMG I MUST SLEEP WITH!

Response:
-Man, I just read the most vain comment ever. I swear the author was trying to sew himself into a cradle of vanity

by Philling February 20, 2010

crabfest

A gathering, social or otherwise, involving 2 or more ladies of ill repute.

Dude, check out Leslee, Morlee, and Hardlee -- a real crabfest.

by jason argonaut August 14, 2011