Dallas Cowboys

the shittiest football team in the history of the NFL. Even worse than the Lions. Every year that the Cowboys have made the playoffs since the 90's, they choked because they are a bunch of looser cock suckers that are just jealous of other teams because they suck. and their quarterback ,Tony Homo, is a mark ass trick that is afraid

hey who won the giants and cowboys game today??

dude do you even have to ask?? the Dallas Cowboys suck dick

oh, my bad. that was a dumb question. fuck the cowboys

by cowboys suck June 7, 2009

australian cowboy

When having anal sex with a female right before ejaculation grab her hair tight and yell out her sisters name. If she does not have a sister her mothers, best friends, or daughters name will do. Then hold on tight for the ride.

I gave Becca an Australian cowboy last night and stayed on almost eight seconds.

by stewb April 25, 2014

cowboy coffee

4 oz fresh coffee
4 oz Tennessee whiskey

Garrett: "How 'bouta cuppa cowboy coffee!?"

Will: "Daaaaaang."

by Double Dang March 1, 2010

Cowboyah

When a loser goes to a Stampede or a Rodeo, especially in Calgary Alberta, and he wears the worst Wranglers with a silk shirt and a big huge belt buckle. He likes to act new and hip with his cowboyah outfit, but he is just a regular old beardo.

Eh Ray... Cowboyah..

by Hardcore December 16, 2004

Cowboydaddy

A parent that is overprotective of thier children and abusive and threatens anyone that rebukes them.

"That guy lets his kids do anything and if you scold them He'll get Cowboydaddy on you."

by BoxcarArt October 25, 2009

Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men stand in a line and have anal sex with the person in front of them so on and so forth, while walking and imitating train whistle noises with their mouths. Usually wearing cowboy attire.

1) "We had the craziest cowboy freight train at our lemon party last night."

2) "Hey look! Those guys are having sex let's go start a cowboy freight train."

3) Call up all your friends, there's going to be a huge cowboy freight train in front of the city hall. Bring your cowboy hats and boots.

by Jimbo McDoodle Snout June 9, 2011

cowboy vision

a condition affecting people in western rural areas or prehaps western schools like the university of wyoming. It results in the lack of any decent looking women so the men adjust their expecations to match the situation. Women ugly in california would be treated as goddeses in these areas.

John: Man jason thinks every girl in the state of flordia is hot.
Will: Its not his fault, he devoloped cowboy vision to cope with the women in wyoming/idaho.
John: Is there anyway to help him?
Will: No, after prolonged exposure to that situation cowboy vision is incurable.

by jack847 October 2, 2011