corporate goth

Person who dresses slightly more conservatively than a mall goth. Usually found in a corporate environment. Think black clothes and caked on makeup.

Astrid was sweating so much in the meeting her makeup was staining her corporate goth attire.

by Dennis O'Reilly May 25, 2006

Corporate Democrat

A phrase invented by Russian trolls and often used by supporters of Bernie Sanders used to divide the Democratic party and help Donald Trump and the Republicans win complete control of the U.S. government in 2016.

A belief among Bernie Sanders supporters that Republicans and Democrats are the same even though Bernie Sanders has voted the same as all Democrats more than 90% of the time.

I like Bernie for President but I’ve run out of sensible things to say, so I will call all of his opponents “Corporate Democrat”

by Khanh Minh February 18, 2019

Corporate Fascism

The idea that large companies should decide what's best, usually by overpowering the government, tactics include gay, trans, & black ads overwhelming the mainstream, as if they are over 15% of the population. This is done so the naive perceive them as righteous, while ((they)) seemingly crush those very same minority's small businesses and neighborhoods.

By definition, this should be opposed by the leftists, Democrats, and liberals, however, it has been proven that they agree with it as long as it spites the right, removes free speech, (because saying nigger is worse), as evidenced by their overwhelming support of censoring the right wing, including the President of the United States ensuring a one party, Democratic authoritian system.

Corporate fascism isn't bad. Fascism only means raysis, uh,, right guys?

"Black lives Matter, buy Nikes™️!!"

"Support black business" -Sponsored by Google™️

"Gay acceptance is normal & healthy" -Sponsored by Israel™️

by GOVTisCORRUPT January 18, 2021

consulate

A prize for the runner up in a game to make them feel better for not winning anything.

You were a loser on the Price is Right so here is your consulate prize, a very small bike.

by Amanda Unrau February 6, 2006

Corporate Spider

The person in an organization that spends most of her time trying to devise some new form or buerueacratic paper trail to cement her position within the firm, and ensnare other Employees in a paperwork nightmare, that only She can help them through.

Drone 1: Man what the hell is this new form?
Drone 2: Oh that is the new form that Sheila our Corporate Spider implemented last week. You have to fill that out to request the form for office supplies, and then get it approved by an Executive. There is a flow chart attached to the email she sent out to the entire company. You did get the email didn't you?

by 60 Central April 11, 2008

Something Corporate

A band that has meaningful lyrics in a select few of their songs, but some of them are just really stupid coz they sing about love a lil too much. But hands down, this group is better than The Darkness, who sings WAAAY too much about love.

Something Corporate - Hurricane... good emo song.

by Arley567 April 10, 2004

corporate suicide

When you give your workplace belongings away because you know you are about to leave your job or intentionally get fired.

after giving rachel my electric stapler she asked if i had another job and was about to commit corporate suicide.

by lpetti3000 August 27, 2008