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Sofa Cobra

Like her male counterpart, the Poodle Faker, a Sofa Cobra is a seemingly sweet, malleable, concercerned, considerate and utterly loveable female who, beneath the saccharine veneer, is a conniving, avaricious, greedy, wicked little kick-starting cunt.
Erik thought he'd found the girl of his dreams, but after she cleaned out his bank account, he realized that she was a Sofa Cobra.

Myrna? She seems real sweet, but she's just a Sofa Cobra. Watch out or she'll eat you alive and use your guts for garters.
by Winter Morgan April 27, 2010
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Viva La Cobra!

The second album released by Cobra Starship. Many fan girls have decided to replace the Cobra in Viva La Cobra with their own name on their Myspace name. A fair few boys have done so also. Lead singer Gabe Saporta has also signed things with Viva La (insert fan's name here)!
'Viva La Cobra!? Well I'm changing it to Viva La Katie! *fangirl runs off to Myspace to change her screen name to Viva La Katie!*
by LOOCHH July 1, 2009
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Kurt Cobain

Often rather entertainingly refered to as Kurdt Kobain (as this typically of Kurt, is what he said his name was on nirvanas debut album Bleach) especially in old Melody Makers and NME's

HOWEVER GETTING TO THE POINT. Kurt was not a genius and not even a particularly good guitarist however he was good at making simple and good music that inspired a generation.

Kurt really didnt give a fuck and he hated the fame game. Really an idol.

But honestly...do we give a fuck about how he died? all i care about is the music (yes he wrote a few good songs) and his fuck it attitude. No i dont idolise him
the dead guy (we cant say he was murdered, we cant say it was suicide) with the jeans and the lefty guitar. Often seen in womens clothing and sticking up for women, unlike so many men we see in music/hollywood or even society.
by men dont protect you anymore October 19, 2004
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coban

a big faggot who is really ugly and no girl will ever like his motherfuckin ass
God that Coban is ugly
by lavyluna December 6, 2013
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Cobra

an uncercumsized penis, the hood like a cobra
Did you see JP's cobra?! It was spitting at us!
by HiMyNameIsCam December 8, 2006
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Cobain effect

The cobain effect is when a band experiences a huge boost in popularity after the over-sensationalized death of one of the members. Can also describe and undeserved inflation of respect.
Man who actually lived through the ninties: "Nirvana was mediocre at best"

Teenie Bopper: "WHAT!!! COBAIN IS A GOD!!!"

Man who actually lived through the ninties: "Cobain effect"
by Patho138 May 4, 2007
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Kurt Cobain

The lead singer and guitarist of Nirvana, who was/is revered not only for his musical talent but also his unwillingness to conform in an industry that practically tatoos "sheep" on your forehead. He eventually killed himself- many say it was because of Courtney Love, some say it was what he was fated to eventually do, and there's even a conspiracy theory that Kurt Cobain killed himself because of his undiagnosed lactose intolerance.
Kurt Cobain was one of the most important musicians of the 20th century.
by Katy December 25, 2003
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