constifaded

Being constipated and faded at the same time. Drinking beer and eating top Ramen while playing darts!

I thought I was going to have diarrhea after being faded... must be constifaded!. Usually I'm running to bathroom after ramen and darts!

by Benji the leprechaun August 20, 2023

Constipatient

The act of being patient while being constipated

I missed my flight cause i was being maaaaad constipatient up in that bathroom yo

by dookieman3000 December 6, 2024

Constitarded

When you are constipated and retarded at the same time.

Steve- Dude, that dumbass Jeff has been on the shitter for an hour now

George- Yeah man, he’s totally constitarded.

by Constitard February 10, 2024

constipated baby

Not being able to take a shit

Yo I be sitting on the toilet for hours.

Oh yea, you a constipated baby

by Fatz 105 February 28, 2024

conspiculate

to speculate about something absurd or most likely untrue

I conspiculated that my friend was dressing up at night and fighting crime in the city

by fadedpenguin231 March 14, 2024

Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024

Conatic

Plural of cone

You can place the conatics on top of the pile-ons

by William Hudson April 27, 2024