Chode

A stumpy dick doorknob

I would have bought condoms, but they didn't have chode size

by bsbl4ebff January 06, 2014

Chode

a short fat dick

You'll never get laid cuz u got a fukkin chode

by G-g-g-g rizzle June 11, 2009

Chode

An asian Woman with a huge dick and she puts sprinkles on it before she gets a blow job from the man.

Did you hear about that asain women that got a blow job on her chode?

by dude405 March 25, 2011

Chode

A penis that is wider than it's length.

"I bet mans gotta chode"

by Seb the skater April 28, 2020

Chode

By definition, a chode is someone on the opposing team when they score on us in rocket league, and also a small fat Weiner.

These chode's just practive hitting air ball's in their grandmother's basement all day; bunch of chodes.

by Payne 42069666 January 24, 2019

Chode

When one's gentleman's sausage has a greater diameter than length.

Sir Henry II gentlemans sausage was a chode.

by Ass Pegger April 21, 2021

Chode

Simon Williams

Have you seen that Simon Williams, what a chode

by Dixie McCluskey September 02, 2019