Chode

A stumpy dick doorknob

I would have bought condoms, but they didn't have chode size

by bsbl4ebff January 6, 2014

Chode

a short fat dick

You'll never get laid cuz u got a fukkin chode

by G-g-g-g rizzle June 10, 2009

Chode

An asian Woman with a huge dick and she puts sprinkles on it before she gets a blow job from the man.

Did you hear about that asain women that got a blow job on her chode?

by dude405 April 11, 2011

Chode

A person with an extremely short and thick penis.

Bobby P definitely has a chode.

by Larry swindle October 29, 2017

Chode

Marcus’s penis is smaller then a chode

Have you seen Marcus he has a tiny chode

Marcus’s brother

by Marcus’s brother April 8, 2019

Chode

A Hasstin, Josh, or Caleb

Person 1: what’s a chode
Person 2: a Hasstin, josh, or Caleb

by Chickenfingers02 October 27, 2019

Chode

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"He is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

by Emil Ime March 5, 2018