harmless children

Kids who like to sing on their karaoke devices when shitting on their little kid potties. Often referred to as midgety diaper devils or MDD. These evil beasts can strangle you while singing Taylor Swift on their karaoke machines. Karaoke is referred to KARA OKEEEEEEEEEEE in China while screaming it out in public where you can flash everyone with your tiny little pubic hairs with crabs and herpes.

Hobo: Hi, I'm the babysitter you hired.
Dumbass: hey can u take care of me harmless children? One's five and the other's 2
Hobo: Ok sure
*Next Day*
Hobo: Hey kids im ur babysitter
Kids: oh okay lemme sing some karaoke furst hehehe
Hobo: WAT TUH FOOOK HE DIDNT TELL ME THERE WAS A KARAOKE MACHINE!??!?!?!
Kids: yeah well deel wiff it. OH MAH GURRD ITS TAYLUR SWIFFFT!
Hobo: THES KIDS ARE DEMONS! Fuck this im raping them and then ill eat em. Eat then like literally i already ate them figuratively stop fucking wondering you dumbass.

by CrunchyPotatoNapkins December 19, 2018

riot of children

A group of 3 or more children.

I took my riot of children to the park.

by Wrappingmomof4 December 27, 2018

priority children

When you have multiple children from different partners and favor one or some of the children instead of all. You put one child higher than another.

You never see this baby but you can drop anything for your priority children.

by Nikonym July 2, 2018

Children

Give you a reason to run away

That boi ran as fast as he could when he saw that he had children.

by Your dads 3rd teacher February 1, 2019

crack for children

Stuff that kids are addicted to

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

karaoke children

Many children trapped in a boom box.

Oh no Timmy's birthday has so many karaoke children!

by Raven_CD September 1, 2022

children

the things in my basement

how did the children get out of the basement

by anonymous September 10, 2022