Carps

1. A plural for carp, which is a fish often used in ceremonial and ornamental displays. It is widely believed to have been cultivated in Japan and China.
2. One who has an unsavory personality.
3. Slang for an umbrella.

"You ate my carps! You ATE MY CARPS!!"

"Man, he's such a carp."

"Hand me those carps, will you? It's raining outside."

by Embyr Arrikanez April 17, 2004

Nobody cares

A lot like saying everything's gonna be okay, even though 50 people just died and evidently everything's not okay. Another way for a person who has little control of themselves to remain in control of others.

Girl-Nobody cares about what this guy has to say, he's a liar and a racist and what else let me think oh he's an ignorant misogynist idiot shithead. Ill think of more stuff to call him later, once I know what I'm doing and why again.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019

Carps

An alternate name to the fast growing dice game "Craps" which involves betting money head to head against your friends. This name came about through speech impediments of certain players and was more widely adapted than the original, to give the game more of its own individuality from the actual casino game.

The game of carps is simple. Each participant puts down a dollar or more to wager. The player in control rolls two dice. If on the first try the sum of the dice is 2, 3, or 12, the roller automatically loses and the challenger gains his money. If a 7 or 11 is rolled on the first roll only, the roller wins the challengers money automatically. If any other number is rolled, that number becomes the "Point". The roller must then continue rolling the dice until he or she rolls the "Point" number or a 7. If he or she rolls a point number, the roller takes the challengers money. If he or she rolls a 7, the challenger takes the rollers money and then gains control of the dice. Other people are also allowed to bet eachother on who they think will win.

Jimmy: Who wants to play carps?
Monica: Carps?!? I'm in. *Slaps down a single*
Tony: I'm putting a dollar on Monica.
Jimmy: Alright, I'll cover you both!*rolls dice*

by Erik Redo December 13, 2008

who-cares-iana

The glorification of stuff that doesn't really matter and you really shouldn't waste your time thinking, let alone talking about.

I just bought The National Enquirer, Us Weekly, In Touch, AND In Style. I am hip deep in who-cares-iana.

by Allie April 11, 2005

Whofa King Cares

A great comeback to something you didn't want to hear- or could give a damn about.

The Whofa King Cares (who fucking cares) when a busybody gets in somebody's business, turns trivial nonsense into a big ado, talks plenty of shit, etc.

Jack- Did you know I banged Jessica twice already?
Devon- Tell it to the Whofa King cuz Whofa King Cares.

by darkest_light July 15, 2009

Import Muscle Cars

Imoport Muscle cars are the big daddies of the Import world generally having at least a 6-Cylinder engine and turbocharged. There are basically six of them: Nissan Skyline GT-R(R32-34), Toyota Supra RZ or RS, Mazda RX-7 (RZ, RS, or Enfini), Nissan 300ZX Fairlady, Honda NSX-T Type-R, and the Mitsubishi GTO Twin-Turbo AWD. Sadly the only car that is still in production and still has the power of it's predecessor is the Nissan Z. You could make arguments for the new Mazda RX-8 but it's nothing compared to the third gen. RX-7.

A 2001 Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 Nur Edition, Now that's an Import Muscle car

by CudaGuy August 21, 2004

Carisa

The most beautiful and loving Redhead i have known.

Carisa Loved to share her strawberry cake while visiting Texas.
Always willing to go out of her way to please me. But I didn't realize that until it was to late. always good for a water fight on a hot day.

by Texas size February 10, 2010