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Callum

And average boy but a bit of a player so fuck you Callum 🖕
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Yeah he’s such a player 🙄
by Hejehbeehjdebehej September 19, 2019
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Being a sore loser, manipulation, crying if they dont get their way
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Callum

British man with a sharp wit and wrinkly brain. Will most definitely carry your ass through school.
Did you hear about Callum?

Ya! He's super smart, but I heard he has a foot fetish.
by tomriddlemethisbitch November 23, 2021
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Callum

he is a sexy guy with a big cock
Girl 1: wow He is such a Callum!
Girl 2: you can see that between his legs
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Callum

A meant who doesn't shut his gob
Omg Callum is a bitch
by Dogloaver January 14, 2019
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A Callum

A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.

They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'

Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
'OMG why did he just say that he's a proper knob'

'You're right he's such a Callum'
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
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