Chooch coochie

To rub one out wearing clown makeup and a fucked up wig on the kitchen floor with your front door open.

“Omg, dude, I came home from work early one day and saw my neighbor was a Chooch coochie!”

by Trampula April 3, 2022

Coochie slurper

Someone who eats out coochies, but prefers to use a straw.

“Brayden is a coochie slurper. It’s so gross”

by Anonymous_Knowledge May 29, 2022

Gucci in the coochie

It’s all good down here.

How is it going with you and your man?
It’s Gucci in the coochie.

by Martinez.ma January 28, 2020

Coochi Banana

When you are a coochie banana you are just the coochiest of bananas

Oh my god, look at mila she such a Coochi Banana

by lander123 September 4, 2021

Unrequited Coochie

When the guy wants to canoodle his noodle (seggs), but the girl doesn't.

"The only coochie that lasts is unrequited coochie" - Woody Allen (probably)

by Theatric February 9, 2022

coochie napkin

a pad or some type of device that collects blood during a female menstruation.

Omg! Give her a coochie napkin. She’s Bleeding!

by Big fat thickums yk May 17, 2021

coochie on fleek

When a vagina is freshly shaven, STD free, clean and smells good.

“Last night, a man said my coochie on fleek.”

by Glitterfart December 6, 2018