Brittany Sex

When a girl wants to have sex but can't decide if she's popular enough so she turns to her one of her best friends. Making her have sex with him instead.

Brittany: I really like him but I don't know if he's the right one.
Friend: Well I can't help you the
Bittany: Well then we're gonna have Brittany sex instead.

by Mr Om Le Juice May 24, 2011

Brittany

a very slow acting mammal that can't properly react to humans. also has a poor sense of temprature and english context.

oh Brittany, it's okay, you're stupid.

by TROLL666 September 30, 2011

brittani

A loser that has no friends. Often called a stupid chicken mcnugget. is a hoe and works on the corner. Also called bitchani. You can also find at boston market.

Ew did you see that bum, no that was a brittani.

by b.s.e October 16, 2008

Brittany

The act of sitting upon a wet surface, thus resulting in an uncomfortably saturated posterior.

We went camping and it rained the entire time. Each one of us sorry bitches got brittanyed before the night was over.

wet booty ass what the f*ck

by Captain PK October 18, 2011

brittney

a true badass bitch,
if you ever most unfortunate to meet a brittney....run away cause she will directly stab a sword in your back. don't get comfortable around a brittney cause right when she see's you week, she goes in for the kill.
don't let her pretty face fool you or your screwed

"wow that backstabber jill is acting like such a brittney"

by theonewedontspeakof December 24, 2008

Brittani

Someone who takes giant balls to the cheek as she slumbers... Someone who works at walmart and loves her job! She is known for having the ugliest meat curtain ever.

Aghhhh she got tea bagged! Shes such a brittani!

Them are some nice balls on your cheek......brittani!

by Jped12 December 23, 2012

Brittan Fox Dean

aka BFD...used when you shouldnt be saying "big fucking deal"

"why should i care? its just a Brittan Fox Dean"

by sdfasdfds September 22, 2006