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president brandon

president brandon is the best president of the us, bar none. he has done such wonders as destroying our economy, hiking our gas prices up, and eating ice cream.
oh, how i love president brandon-chan.
by Lil barnacles #1 fan August 1, 2022
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Pulling a Brandon

When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.
He said he'd be on in an hour, but is he pulling a Brandon?
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Brandonism

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."
by Scalman October 23, 2011
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Let’s go Brandon

A mating call that should never be answered.
MAGA: Let’s go Brandon!
World:
MAGA: :(
by Mr Indo October 18, 2021
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dark brandon

A meme-related nickname for the US President Joseph R Biden
Dark Brandon strikes again, this time with a drone strike on Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri
by Legend27 August 9, 2022
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